What Smells?

Laundry tips.

• You may avoid having people over because your laundry pile is so huge.
  
• Everyone will know it’s your laundry day when you’re completely overdressed (because you have nothing else to wear).
  
• Buy a lot of pairs of underwear.
  
• Does it pass the “It-looks-clean-it-smells-clean-I-can-wear-it” test?
  
• Loonies and quarters become very valuable.
  
• Break a 5 everywhere you go for change.
  
• If you get tips, cash them out as change.
  
• Living at home means having your personal laundry service [really??].

Remedies for a hangover.

• An apple and a coffee.
  
• Drink a litre of water before you go to bed.
  
• Gatorade or Powerade.
  
• Brush your teeth before you go to bed.
  
• Advil or Gravol.

Slobs and pranks in residence.

• You think moving in with your buddies will be sweet, but sometimes you end up having more arguments.
  
• You will get pranked.
  
• Make sure you have a password lock on your computer. Don’t give it to ANYONE.
  
• Your stuff will get borrowed in ways you don’t want to imagine...