Vital Organs

Can we talk about sex?

• People talk about it pretty openly, there is the Sexuality Center so there is good information available there.
  
• In the residence there is no such thing as privacy... those walls are paper thin.

Drinking + Sex = ??

• It is a very small campus when it comes to running into someone the next day.
  
• It is not a good feeling the next day when you are not sure what happened.
  
• Nine times out of ten you are going to regret it. The other one time... you won’t remember that it happened.
  
• Their friends are going to hear, your friends are going to hear, someone is going to hear something. The result is you are going to loose some respect.
  
• You should know who you are having sex with. It should not be someone you just met at the bar and went home with.
  
• You don’t want to be making decisions about sex when you are drunk. You should be fully aware of your actions if you’re thinking of having sex.
  
• You have to be aware that some people will try to take advantage if you allow yourself to lose control over your actions.

Using protection.

• Use protection.
  
• You need to protect yourself against STI’s. Many, like AIDS, can’t be cured.
  
• People can be symptom free as long as a year, but are transmitting STI’s.
  
• Being drunk and trying to use protection properly... really tough!

How attractive is a drunk?

• If you’re sober, they’re very unattractive.
  
• When you are drunk, you really are not the greatest dancer or pick-up artist.
  
• If you’re trying to pick up a guy who’s sober and you’re plastered it won’t work. (Unless he’s desperate, then watch out...)
  
• It’s not attractive at all!

Drunk coming on to you...

• There’s strength in numbers. Going out with friends and having a friend of the opposite sex handy is really good.
  
• Put some distance between you and them.
  
• You can always call on the bouncer or security for help.

Pickup lines.

• So you put your arm around a girl and point to your watch saying that this is your “James Bond watch” and it can tell you some really neat things. Like the fact that she has no underwear on. When she says that she is wearing underwear, you respond “Oh, wait... It’s an hour fast.”
  
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
  
• Just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven.